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The NSA also offered to kill one person for her.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-01T02:03:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/08/29/how-to-create-an-effective-and-uplifting-elevator-pitch-get-it-uplifting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/early-elevator-long-elevator-pitches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Early-elevator,-long-elevator-pitches</image:title><image:caption>Early, slow-moving elevators meant long, formal elevator speeches</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-23T17:14:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/09/09/we-kinda-welcome-the-media/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/final-final-really-final-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>We kinda welcome the media!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-09T14:29:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/08/18/trump-on-national-security-briefing-you-wouldnt-believe-whats-in-area-51/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/final-final-trump-w-area-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Final-Final---Trump-w-Area-51</image:title><image:caption>Trump’s claims of ‘secrets’ at Area 51 were decried by Clinton supporter and Roswell Project director S’Rin “Larry” B’Tll. “He should just shut his big, fat primary reticulated ovipositor!”</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-18T18:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/07/13/but-what-can-one-dog-do-heh-he-said-dog-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/final-final-but-what-can-one-dog-do.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FINAL-FINAL-But-what-can-one-dog-do</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-17T15:46:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/06/24/britain-brexits-trump-to-extend-wall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/brick-wall-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brick-wall-final</image:title><image:caption>Trump’s latest proposed wall, while a potential hazard to shipping, provides security against immigrants, including migrating sea turtles.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-24T20:54:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/06/14/opinions-how-the-dogs-are-voting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/doggie-park-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doggie-park-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>At the dog park, political discussions inevitably reduce to pissing matches. But so does everything.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-29T23:31:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/06/04/shoes-and-socks-a-taste-test-part-3-positive-reinforcement-or-they-made-me-a-criminal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jake-before-and-after-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jake-before-and-after-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>A testament to positive reinforcement is Jake, sent in by owner Debra R. Observe Jake (left) with a “stolen” shoe, and Jake (right) after six months of training. Note on the right his contrition, repentance, and smoldering regret. Also the smaller shoe. Well done, Jake!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-04T17:19:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/05/26/shoes-and-socks-a-taste-test-part-2-socks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/brisby-and-skull-2-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brisby-and-skull-2-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>Unlike Budleigh, Brisby eschews socks and shoes in favor of his pile of bones. Oddly, we only bought him two of those, but Uncle Max has been missing for weeks. Hmmm…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-26T13:25:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2012/09/24/hello-world/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-23T15:53:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2012/09/30/test-2-blog-post/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-23T15:50:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/05/17/shoes-and-socks-a-taste-test/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/who-chewed-the-shoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Who-Chewed-the-Shoes</image:title><image:caption>Who chewed the shoes? Can you solve this Minute Mystery? For the answer, turn to page 159.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-17T20:45:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/04/26/dog-grooming-tips-part-3-the-drying-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/budleigh-towel-final-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Budleigh-towel-FINAL-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>This “turban-style” fur drying technique is ideal for the harried dog that still needs to do makeup and nails before prom. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-26T15:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2015/05/04/with-birth-of-royal-thrilled-americans-ask-so-is-she-like-queen-or-what/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/royal-birth-celebration.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Royal-birth-celebration</image:title><image:caption>Outside St. Mary’s Hospital word of the royal birth delights Londoners as well as a confused American cheering on the Chicago Blackhawks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-08T16:16:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/03/16/grooming-tips-part-2-bathing-your-dog-the-new-waterboarding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/soapy-budleigh-final-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Soapy-Budleigh-FINAL-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>Bathing tip: Use enough shampoo so that when rinsed, your dog has become an entirely different breed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-07T16:29:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/03/31/world-leaders-attending-nuclear-summit-worried-trump-will-show-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/final-final-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FINAL-FINAL-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>Before deplaning, cautious nuclear summit attendee anxiously scans tarmac for signs of Trump</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cautious-summit-attendee-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cautious-summit-attendee-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>Before deplaning, cautious nuclear summit attendee anxiously scans tarmac for signs of Trump</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-01T15:22:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/03/22/seaworld-deports-killer-whales-trump-vows-jellyfish-next/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/final-for-posting1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FINAL-FOR-POSTING</image:title><image:caption>Killer whales forced to flee SeaWorld leave behind irreplaceable family photos, home furnishings, and a fortune in krill.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/final-for-posting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FINAL-FOR-POSTING</image:title><image:caption>Killer whales forced to flee SeaWorld leave behind personal possessions including irreplaceable family photos, home furnishing, and a wealth of krill.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-24T03:49:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/03/06/grooming-tips-best-practices-for-you-your-dog-and-your-fingers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/budleigh-in-sink-2-best-30-pecent-reduction-final-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Budleigh-in-sink-2-BEST-30-pecent-reduction-FINAL-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>Bathing Tip: Is your sink the right size for your dog? Not if his paws are in the garbage disposal. (Music swells) The More you Know….</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-07T05:38:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/02/01/drawing-a-line-in-the-sand-in-your-bed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/big-dog-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big-dog-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>Like most dogs, Budleigh can increase his mass at will by absorbing nitrogen atoms from the atmosphere – a process called Science.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-07T15:45:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2016/01/22/new-planet-is-cruz-birth-world-claims-trump/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cruzanus-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cruzanus-2</image:title><image:caption>Bleak ninth planet appears covered with icy tundras, celestial debris, and candidate’s distinctive ear.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-02T17:10:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2015/12/18/black-dogs-dangeror-menace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/secret-dog-cropped.jpg</image:loc><image:title>secret-dog-cropped</image:title><image:caption>Watching, waiting, plotting, Budleigh knows that eventually we have to sleep.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/wheres-waldog-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where's-Waldog-final</image:title><image:caption>Where’s Waldog??            There he is!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/stealth-budleigh-resized-e1450386842236.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stealth Budleigh resized</image:title><image:caption>Watching, waiting, plotting, Budleigh knows that eventually...eventually we have to sleep.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-18T14:08:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2015/04/30/adopting-a-dog-it-takes-a-village-also-a-pooper-scooper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/budleigh-in-motion-reresized.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Budleigh in motion reresized</image:title><image:caption>Terriers, like Budleigh, are energetic dogs that, with the proper diet and training, can vibrate through walls.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/budleigh-in-motion-resized.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Budleigh in motion resized</image:title><image:caption>Terriers, like Budleigh, are energetic dogs that, with the proper diet and training, can vibrate through walls.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-03T18:13:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/06/14/how-to-write-a-job-cover-letter-that-gets-you-noticed-though-possibly-ridiculed-scorned/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dave-desk-furnace-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dave-Desk-Furnace-final</image:title><image:caption>A well-written cover letter can mean the difference between placement in a job that fits your skills or one that surrounds you with choking fumes, hazardous molten steel and muscular, hate-filled men who bitterly resent you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-30T17:31:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2015/11/25/poisoning-your-dog-a-thanksgiving-primer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/rockwell-budleigh-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rockwell-Budleigh-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>Like many dogs, Budleigh acquires table scraps by keeping a low profile.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-26T04:41:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2015/11/16/a-night-in-the-box-crate-training-the-convict-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/budleigh-behind-bars-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Budleigh-behind-bars-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>Budleigh doing a 3-to-5-year stretch. Or 21-to-35 in dog years.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-18T17:59:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2015/10/29/halloween-and-the-hound-fromif-not-hell-then-nearby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/howdy-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Howdy-final</image:title><image:caption>A big ‘Howdy!’ from Cowboy Budleigh and his trusty sidekick, Collar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/halloween-costumes-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween-costumes FINAL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-05T13:54:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2015/09/25/cause-of-global-warming-steps-down-as-volkswagen-ceo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/volkswagen-ceo-news-conf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Volkswagen-CEO-news-conf</image:title><image:caption>Volkswagen CEO admits affecting climate as angry protestors mill about warming their eggs between their feet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-30T00:53:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2015/07/01/reeling-gop-frustrated-over-lack-of-negative-emojis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/final-final-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GOP's concept emoji</image:title><image:caption>Republican National Committee Communications Chair Rocky “Ace” Butane Previews GOP’s “Concept Emoji” slated for release in 2027.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-02T04:35:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2015/05/01/fight-canceled-as-pacquiao-mayweather-reach-tentative-accord/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/summit-final-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kerry, Pacquiao, Mayweather summit</image:title><image:caption>John Kerry negotiates with Pacquiao, Mayweather to avert nuclear proliferation and slightly higher pay-per-view rate.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-01T20:11:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2015/04/20/out-of-food-short-on-gas-depression-era-hillary-clinton-trudges-from-dust-bowl-iowa-toward-new-hampshire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/final-hillary-depression.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FINAL hillary depression</image:title><image:caption>Jubilant, energized Hillary Clinton greets Dust Bowl refugees, withered crops, dead livestock as 2016 presidential campaign limps across Midwest.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-20T03:49:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2015/03/30/tearful-indiana-tells-dr-phil-i-was-bullied-into-enacting-religious-freedom-bill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dr-phil-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr-Phil-final</image:title><image:caption>Indiana tells Dr. Phil religious freedom bill was misguided attempt to fit in with popular states, like Oregon, Maryland, and ‘that one that’s shaped like Zac Efron. God, he’s so cute!’</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-31T18:18:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2014/12/06/obama-short-list-of-defense-secretary-replacements-included-putin-skynet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/picture-final-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama and Legion of Secs. of Defense of Doom</image:title><image:caption>Candidates for top defense post thank President Obama, vow to band together as Legion of Secretaries of Defense of Doom</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-16T01:18:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2014/11/19/twelve-year-old-admits-comet-landing-a-hoax/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/comet-lander-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Comet lander - final</image:title><image:caption>Reimaged data from the Philae lander reveals Chicken McNuggets-related inconsistencies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-20T16:12:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2014/06/22/gmo-food-labels-warnings-unnecessary-claim-farm-groups-trade-organizations-brotherhood-of-evil-mutants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/final-final-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Final-FINAL-3</image:title><image:caption>&lt;em&gt;Malcolm Toynbee, aka Asparagastro of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, explains the benefits of GMOs and orders us to obey. Obey!&lt;/em&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/final-version-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Final-Version-3</image:title><image:caption>&lt;em&gt;Malcolm Toynbee, aka Asparagastro of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, explains the benefits of GMOs and orders us to obey. Obey!&lt;/em&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-18T16:35:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2014/11/12/jubilant-mcconnell-victorious-republicans-declare-let-the-hunger-games-begin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/midterms-elections-resized-final-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Midterms-elections-resized-final-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>GOP leaders greet new senators: Republicans in red battle skirts, Democrats in blue.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-12T15:56:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2014/10/08/white-house-secret-service-prepares-to-repel-trick-or-treaters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/final-final-resize.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween trick-or-treater</image:title><image:caption>Trick-or-treater and potential White House intruder Timmy Madison, 8 and an octopus, shown here moments before being wrestled to the ground and disarmed of his Hershey bar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-13T17:56:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2014/09/08/newly-discovered-giant-dinosaur-was-bully-asshole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dino-bestrides-earth-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dino-bestrides-earth-final</image:title><image:caption>&lt;em&gt;Gigantic Dreadnoughtus dinosaur was plant-eater.  All the plants.  Everywhere.&lt;/em&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-10T15:28:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2014/06/09/after-cracked-deck-willis-tower-rethinks-next-remarkably-stupid-attraction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/final-version-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Willis Tower rope bridge final</image:title><image:caption>Willis Tower Unveils New Thrill Experience.  (Action Figures Not Included.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-10T17:29:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2014/06/09/a-personal-message-from-write-good-the-legal-department/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-09T18:52:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/12/24/dot-compromises-on-in-flight-cell-phone-ban-yes-to-phone-calls-no-to-oxygen-masks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/in-flight-phone-ban-final-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In flight phone ban final-image</image:title><image:caption>Replacing oxygen masks with phones a win-win for the airlines industry, except in an emergency.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-14T18:45:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/11/28/distracted-half-ton-meteorite-that-crashed-into-earth-was-texting-tweeting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/distracted-meteor-phone-image-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Distracted meteor phone image FINAL</image:title><image:caption>Before crashing, Meteor texted “After party, Bev barfed all nite. LOL what a skank”</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:29:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/10/18/fired-air-force-general-cant-keep-his-nuclear-arsenal/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-19T02:31:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/10/07/burger-kings-new-lower-fat-reduced-calories-satisfries-also-ideal-construction-material/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/satisfries-the-builders-choice-in-construction-materials.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Satisfries,-the-builder's-choice-in-construction-materials</image:title><image:caption>Burger King’s new ‘Satisfries’ – the ideal lower-calories, weather-resistant, food-like construction material.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-11T14:39:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/09/20/already-in-development-next-iphone-will-include-espresso-maker-feature-sexually-pleasing-shape/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/multi-featured-iphone-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Multi-featured iPhone 6 updated iPhone 5</image:title><image:caption>Apple poised to unveil the gimmick-laden iPhone 6c Swiss Army Cell and the high-end, provocative Anatomically Correct iPhone 6s.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-20T13:02:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/09/07/shark-challenges-nyad-record-vows-to-cross-us-eat-her/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/shark-on-cross-country-marathon-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shark-on-cross-country-marathon-final</image:title><image:caption>Shark’s cross-country marathon requires plenty of hydrating fluids, sun screen and an occasional human leg (&lt;em&gt;not shown here&lt;/em&gt;.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-09T21:07:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/08/20/acknowledgement-of-area-51-existence-enrages-facilitys-freakishly-oblong-multi-limbed-civil-servants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/area-51-government-workers-news-conference.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Area 51 government employees news conference</image:title><image:caption>Area 51 government employees like “Larry” are concerned that declassified CIA documents might draw tourists, distract workers, and “complicate the Supreme Arachnoid’s stratagem.”</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-26T19:31:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/08/13/butter-cow-vandals-vow-to-escalate-protests-once-everyone-stops-laughing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/laboratory-grown-cow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laboratory-grown-cow</image:title><image:caption>Animal welfare activists plan protests of lab-grown meat once they figure out which part is the animal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-14T01:50:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/08/06/thefts-misconduct-by-tsa-employees-enrages-snowden-at-least-russian-airport-workers-are-polite-to-traitors-slash-whistleblowers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/polite-russian-transportation-safety-officers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Polite-Russian-transportation-safety-officers</image:title><image:caption>Russian TSA counterparts remind traveler to extinguish all smoking materials for his own safety. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-06T21:10:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/07/24/researchers-produce-map-of-human-brain-googlemaps-to-give-directions-post-ads/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bigbrain-googlemaps-final-v3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BigBrain-Googlemaps</image:title><image:caption>High resolution BigBrain image above reveals the human brain’s paired &lt;em&gt;middle cerebellar peduncles&lt;/em&gt; as well as the quickest way to reach them via the southern portion of the Tri-state Tollway I-294 through Illinois.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bigbrain-googlemaps-final-v2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BigBrain-Googlemaps-final-v2</image:title><image:caption>High resolution BigBrain image above reveals the human brain’s paired &lt;em&gt;middle cerebellar peduncles&lt;/em&gt; as well as the quickest way to reach them via the southern portion of the Tri-state Tollway I-294 through Illinois.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-06T20:42:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/07/02/supreme-court-hurriedly-finishes-all-their-shit-before-heading-to-lauderdale-on-summer-break/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/justices-in-lauderdale-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justices-in-Lauderdale-final</image:title><image:caption>Justices of the Roberts Court loosen up and “get down” with their peers during summer break in Fort Lauderdale.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T04:12:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/07/10/court-rules-public-school-yoga-not-a-religion-but-catholicism-judaism-not-really-exercise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/yoga-moses-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moses teaching yoga</image:title><image:caption>Biblical figure instructs yoga students in advanced pose “bending crane parts Red Sea.”  Original image courtesy White River Yoga.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T04:11:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/07/16/considering-a-career-change-yeah-like-thats-gonna-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/futuristic-write-good-w-interns-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Intern and engineer stroll Write Good campus</image:title><image:caption>Senior vowel engineer enjoys stroll around Write Good!: The Campus before returning intern to charging station.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/temple-and-trail-w-interns-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Intern and engineer at Write Good Temple</image:title><image:caption>Intern carries senior vowel engineer from the Write Good!: The Temple to Write Good!: The Starbucks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/russ-clint-v1-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Interns in Hall of Be Quiet</image:title><image:caption>Perks of Write Good! employment: human-powered transportation.  Summer intern carries senior vowel engineer through Write Good Hall of Be Quiet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-17T16:29:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2012/12/13/writing-list-blogs-10-reasons-why-5-out-of-7-readers-prefer-4-to-6-items-part-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/note-pad-format-comic-sans-for-web-posting-325x465-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Note-pad-format-comic-sans-for-web-posting-325x465-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>The Origin of a List, featuring cognitive detours.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/note-pad-format-comic-sans-for-web-posting-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Note-pad-format-comic-sans-for-web-posting-FINAL</image:title><image:caption>The Origin of a List, featuring cognitive detours.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/note-pad-format-best-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Note pad format BEST FINAL</image:title><image:caption>The Origin of a List, featuring cognitive detours.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-01T15:23:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/06/24/higgs-boson-aka-god-particle-threat-or-merely-menace/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-25T01:01:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/06/18/study-lego-faces-getting-angrier-more-abusive-drinking-heavily/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/three-gens-final-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lego three generations</image:title><image:caption>New Zealand study reveals subtle changes in facial expressions of Lego figures over three decades.  Great effort, New Zealand! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-19T03:32:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/06/10/more-layoffs-at-chicago-sun-times-reporters-eliminated-vowels-abolished/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pro-evil-conf-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pro-evil conf final</image:title><image:caption>New Sun-Times reporter covering pro-evil conference takes notes, writes story, shoots video, folds newspaper, then flings on doorstep. (Photo courtesy of same reporter.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-17T23:47:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2013/02/17/monopoly-guy-sues-hasbro-cat-just-crapped-in-old-shoe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/monopoly-guy-with-babies-plus-text-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Enigmatic The Monopoly Guy shown here on highly controversial, short-lived Community Chest card.</image:title><image:caption>Enigmatic The Monopoly Guy shown here on highly controversial, short-lived Community Chest card.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-02T01:13:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2012/12/31/desperate-to-avoid-fiscal-cliff-lawmakers-strategize-with-road-runner-wile-e-coyote/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/wile-e-coyote-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wile E Coyote final</image:title><image:caption>Congressional leaders seek advice from fellow cartoon character.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-02T00:01:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2012/12/21/ancient-mayan-gods-arrested-charged-in-armageddon-calendar-prank/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/creator.gif</image:loc><image:title>Red-faced god</image:title><image:caption>Mayan god and alleged doomsday prankster shown here with…weird shit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-22T04:42:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2012/11/06/passwords-in-the-news-although-thats-the-last-place-they-should-be/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hundredthmonkeylarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yes, this photo makes sense if you read the blog. Otherwise, sorry.</image:title><image:caption>Early model of a random password generator that, unfortunately, also flings feces.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/drilling-mining.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Note how the pictures go with the words. Wow, that Internet!</image:title><image:caption>Bewildering speed dating mixer between single men and used excavating equipment. Injuries were reported.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-18T20:12:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/abouter/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-19T16:25:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/2012/10/26/quality-is-job-three-out-of-seven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/active-verbs-are-the-bruce-willis-of-a-press-release.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Active verbs are the Bruce Willis of a press release.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://writegoodtheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/5ws-of-journalism.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stop cheating! 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