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In the latest Ask a Terrier advice column from our litter-mate blog, Sleeping between Giants, a confused mixed-breed pooch named Hanover barks, “Hurrah, road trip! Where am I not going?”

Budleigh commiserates.

Listen, you really should be over at Sleeping between Giants. It’s where all the cool dogs hang out!

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A Write Good!: The News report — “All the story, plus lies!”

(PORTLAND, OREGON) Stung by the success of endurance swimmer Diana Nyad’s arduous passage from Cuba to Florida, a shark is attempting an overland cross-country marathon aided only by a Vespa scooter.

The great white shark, unnamed because it’s a shark, left the Columbia River near Astoria, Oregon on Thursday and has been traveling rural roads en route to Interstate 5 through Portland, then will head east for 3,107 miles.

If all goes as planned, the fish will return to the Atlantic Ocean off Rockland, Maine after devouring the townspeople.

Shark’s cross-country marathon requires plenty of hydrating fluids, sun screen and an occasional human leg (<em>not shown here</em>.)

Shark’s cross-country marathon requires plenty of hydrating fluids, sun screen and an occasional human leg (not shown here.)

This is the shark’s fourth attempt at conquering the grueling continental crossing. The first two failed because of unanticipated highway tolls. On its third try the plucky great white made it as far as Davenport, Iowa but was forced to turn back after slaughtering an orphanage full of children.

“It’s the quitting that hurts,” said friend and trainer Angus Ferguson. “Well, that and the harpoons.”

While Nyad had to contend with the danger of treacherous currents, unpredictable squalls and stinging jellyfish, the shark’s primary concern is lack of water, now that Roy Scheider is dead.

“Dehydration is expected. The shark replenishes from a sports bottle I carry. Mostly Gatorade, electrolytes, some krill,” Ferguson explained.

“And, of course, the big fish must be submerged in a water-filled trailer every 15 minutes for two-to-three hours. That’s going to affect our time, but you make trade-offs.”

Besting Nyad and, with any luck, finding and eating her is no doubt foremost in this determined predator’s mind – or rather the sensory processing hindbrain that serves as its mind. But more important is the courageous shark’s inspiring message of perseverance and personal sacrifice – a valuable sports lesson in the wake of the doping scandal that cost so many Chilean sea bass Olympic gold in Beijing.

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