By Dave Jaffe
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND (WriteGood!TheNews wire service)—Crediting himself for leading British voters to cut ties with the European Union, Donald Trump vowed to extend his proposed wall between the United States and Mexico to include the United Kingdom.
As part of Trump’s revised immigration plan, the wall along the US-Mexico border would extend across the Atlantic Ocean, through the North Sea and encircle the UK.
“And Mexico’s going to pay for that, too,” said the presumptive GOP presidential candidate. “Also my trip to Scotland.”
Trump’s latest proposed wall, while a potential hazard to shipping, provides security against immigrants, including migrating sea turtles.
During a tour of his golf courses that coincided with the historic vote, Trump acknowledged British voters for supporting his decision to devastate the EU, throw financial markets into chaos, and herald the resignation of the prime minister.
“I arrived here. You voted. And together we took back my country. My golf course!” said Trump.
Reminded that the UK is not part of the US, Trump fired Scotland.
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