November 15, 2016 by Dave Jaffe
To own a working dog can be appealing, especially for families that tend to wander aimlessly across the landscape in large, unmanageable herds. Read more…
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WGTB readers, if you haven’t visited the new Sleeping between Giants blog, you should be ashamed!
Sleeping between Giants is my soon-to-be uproariously funny blog about life, if you could call it that, with a terrier. Chockablock with my essays, cartoons, Ask a Terrier advice column and more, Sleeping between Giants will be updated regularly with new content.
Visit! Subscribe! Leave! Then you’ll never miss a post.
Oh, and tell your friends about SBG. Or if you don’t like it, tell your enemies.
Regards,
dj
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November 8, 2016 by Dave Jaffe
Click the panel to read the entire comic strip at the new Sleeping between Giants blog!
And subscribe to Sleeping between Giants so you never miss a post. Unless I don’t write one.
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October 27, 2016 by Dave Jaffe
IT’S COMING!
Sleeping between Giants, my blog about life, if you could call it that, with a terrier will go live soon.
Chockablock with my essays, cartoons, Ask a Terrier advice column and more, Sleeping between Giants promises to be the Internet’s most entertaining arrangement of pixels ever!
Check back here for updates!
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October 18, 2016 by Dave Jaffe
By Dave Jaffe
(WriteGood!TheNews wire service) — Highly volatile Donald Trump has been recalled by Samsung at the urging of GOP leaders who fear for the party’s safety.
“Cynics charge that this action is merely to protect Republicans in tight House and Senate races,” said GOP Strategist and Fire Inspector Rocky ‘Ace’ Butane. “But it’s really for the safety of women and children.
“Particularly the women.”
Volatile Donald Trump now poses safety threat to own private jet.
South Korean industrial giant Samsung recently recalled their popular Galaxy 7 Note smartphones due to combusting batteries. But why the GOP would urge that company to recall Trump is unclear, except that South Korea “is really, really far away,” explained Butane.
Republican vice presidential candidate Mike Pence was quick to defend his running mate, charging that Hillary Clinton repeatedly failed to deploy side impact air bags at speeds above 45 miles per hour.
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COMING SOON! Look for the premier of Sleeping between Giants, a blog that explores life – if you could call it that – with a terrier. Great fun for dogs that can read!
Permission to re-use this material for non-commercial purposes is granted provided that Dave Jaffe, www.writegoodtheblog.com, is appropriately credited as the author and source. Please feel free to link to this page.
Posted in Humor, politics | Tagged Clinton, congressional, Democrat, election, GOP, Obama, president, recall, Republican, Samsung, Senate, smartphone, Trump | Leave a Comment »
October 7, 2016 by Dave Jaffe
EXCITING ALERT! Look for the premier of the Sleeping between Giants blog currently under construction using heavy equipment and thousands of skilled laborers!
Posted in Humor, Sleeping Between Giants | Tagged cartoon, chemistry, dog, literature, nobel, Nobel Prize, peace, physics, science, strip, Sweden | Leave a Comment »
October 1, 2016 by Dave Jaffe
By Dave Jaffe
(WriteGood!TheNews wire service) — Stung by safety issues with their exploding washing machines and smartphones, manufacturer Samsung is repurposing those products as alternative rocket propulsion systems.
“Yes, the Galaxy Note 7 batteries erupt in flames,” said company spokesman Rocky ‘Ace’ Butane. “Yes, some washing machines crater the basement. But someday…someday those defective, potentially deadly machines will carry Mankind to the stars.
“Also clean their clothes and send texts.”
Test launch of Maximus Artemis Regulus StarPlus rocket powered by Samsung TurboClear top-loader in Avocado Bisque. Also available in Stainless Fog.
U.S. regulators, unsure what to do with 1 million recalled smartphones and an as yet unknown number of washers, welcomed the news.
“So long as they’re not in my garage,” said a spokesman for the Consumer Product Safety Commission. “I’ve already got 500 hoverboards crammed in there. I’m terrified to use my gas grill.”
Space vehicle companies like SpaceX and Virgin Galactic welcomed the opportunity to tap the awesome potential of Samsung’s highly volatile defective products line.
“Two washing machines or a dozen smartphones taped together provide the same explosive thrust as a half-million gallons of liquid rocket fuel,” explained a researcher.
“But rocket fuel’s more stable.”
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Posted in Humor, Science | Tagged battery, damage, explode, fire, galaxy, injury, machine, note, recall, rocket, safety, Samsung, smartphone, washing | 2 Comments »
September 9, 2016 by Dave Jaffe
This strip is part of “Sleeping Between Giants“, an ongoing series featured on the Write Good!: The Blog blog.
Sleeping Between Giants explores life – if you can call it that – with a terrier.
Your feedback is welcome, probably. dj
Permission to re-use this material for non-commercial purposes is granted provided that Dave Jaffe, www.writegoodtheblog.com, is appropriately credited as the author and source. Please feel free to link to this page.
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August 18, 2016 by Dave Jaffe
By Dave Jaffe
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA (WriteGood!TheNews wire service) — Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump’s first classified intelligence briefing has validated nearly every conspiracy theory ever, the candidate said today.
Speaking at a rally in North Carolina, Trump hinted that the briefing, traditionally given to presidential nominees, revealed shocking, long-held secrets, but he refused to discuss details.
“Obama? I thought he was born in another country,” said Trump. “Seems I was off by about 25,000 light years. Unbelievable!
“And crooked Hillary’s missing emails? I got news for you folks. There’s more hidden in Area 51 than alien corpses. Believe me!”
Claims of Area 51 ‘secrets’ were decried by Clinton supporter and Roswell Project director S’Rin “Larry” B’Tll. “Trump should just shut his big, fat primary reticulated ovipositor!”
Among other top secrets the candidate mentioned:
• Putin from same alternative universe as bearded Spock
• No treasure map on back of U.S. Constitution
• Drones now building us
• The Mole People are benevolent, just worried
• Hydrox are Oreos
• Rosebud was the sled.
Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will receive a similar briefing, although hers must be conducted at night, Trump learned.
“They know she’s a vampire. Totally undead. Totally!”
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July 13, 2016 by Dave Jaffe
This strip is part of “Sleeping Between Giants“, an ongoing series featured on the Write Good!: The Blog blog.
Sleeping Between Giants explores life – if you can call it that – with a terrier.
Your feedback is welcome, probably. dj
Permission to re-use this material for non-commercial purposes is granted provided that Dave Jaffe, www.writegoodtheblog.com, is appropriately credited as the author and source. Please feel free to link to this page.
Posted in Humor, politics, Sleeping Between Giants | Tagged Brexit, cnn, dog, election, news, pets, protest, Trump | 4 Comments »
June 24, 2016 by Dave Jaffe
By Dave Jaffe
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND (WriteGood!TheNews wire service)—Crediting himself for leading British voters to cut ties with the European Union, Donald Trump vowed to extend his proposed wall between the United States and Mexico to include the United Kingdom.
As part of Trump’s revised immigration plan, the wall along the US-Mexico border would extend across the Atlantic Ocean, through the North Sea and encircle the UK.
“And Mexico’s going to pay for that, too,” said the presumptive GOP presidential candidate. “Also my trip to Scotland.”
Trump’s latest proposed wall, while a potential hazard to shipping, provides security against immigrants, including migrating sea turtles.
During a tour of his golf courses that coincided with the historic vote, Trump acknowledged British voters for supporting his decision to devastate the EU, throw financial markets into chaos, and herald the resignation of the prime minister.
“I arrived here. You voted. And together we took back my country. My golf course!” said Trump.
Reminded that the UK is not part of the US, Trump fired Scotland.
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Posted in Humor, politics | Tagged Brexit, Britain, Cameron, E.U., EU, European, golf, Great Britain, Ireland, Obama, pound, presidential, Scotland, Trump, UK, Vote | 1 Comment »
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